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[gandere]

[ Been a while since Rin herself has made a call, but in all honesty why would she when she can just ask (read: bully) others into speaking for her. That way she doesn't have to deal with a bunch of no-names hassling her for the answers of every little question, but today? Today should be a day for the people of Haven to celebrate and if not, well she tried and therefore no one could say she didn't. ]

Hey, so you remember Jennifer's call about the date nearly a week ago? She said it was February 8th then so you know that today is February 14th, which you know is a holiday in some countries in the world a lot of us are somewhat familiar with. How it's celebrated really isn't all that important, but it's a holiday designated for love--[ The word is spoken in the only form a tsundere can say it in. ]--so I was honestly expecting this thing here to buzz with a billion love confessions.

[ But enough about her poor love life. ]

As a sign of gratitude for reminding you of the holiday, I'd like to hear your opinions on Miss Beth Yao. A number of you have met her and have been told things about her, haven't you? Consider me curious as to your opinions on her. [ A rare, once in a lifetime opportunity for Rin to give a damn about someone's opinion. Grasp it while you can. ] Surely you have to have something in mind after all we've gone through, right? Well, let's hear it. I don't really have all day to sit around waiting on this stupid phone to entertain me, so be prompt with your replies.

[ For those who do know her, a new scar can be seen creeping out from her turtleneck sweater along her neck. She's done her best to cover it up by wearing this outfit of choice, but maybe she underestimates the phone's camera or just doesn't seem to care about it. ]

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[swordedpast]

Mmf.

[ He eats the chocolate, though. ]

But Rin, those are for you. You don't have to give them to me first.

[gandere]

The last time I had a box of chocolates...

[ She pauses. ] I think they hurt me. I can't remember.

[swordedpast]

[ A moment of hesitation. ]

I see. I analyzed these as best I could for poison, but I don't mind eating one to test it as well.

[gandere]

Well, I gave you the only piece you're allowed to have. I'm going to shove half this box into my mouth now, Archer.

[ Turning her back to him. ] So d-don't watch me eat, it's weird when you do!

[swordedpast]

You're going to deny me the pleasure of watching you enjoy something? How unfair.

[gandere]

It's because... I don't want you to think I'm a glutton, but chocolate is so rare here that I should take this moment to enjoy it before mold overtakes it or something.

[ Her face is so red now. ] Maybe we can, ah, maybe we can share... no, it's too gross!!

[swordedpast]

It's fine, Rin. Eat all you want.

[ But he's getting up and circling around to try to look at her red face. ]

[gandere]

[ SHE CAN'T EAT WHEN HE'S STARING AT HER. ]

A-Ah...

[ The chocolate is melting between her fingers as she holds a piece tightly. ]

[swordedpast]

Jeez, don't waste them.

[gandere]

Don't tell me what I can do with a gift you've given me! [ Shaking in place. ] If I want to cover my body in chocolate, you-you-you-you just have to accept that it's what I want to do!

[swordedpast]

How wasteful. Sure, I could lick every last bit of it off you, but can a spirit really appreciate chocolate the way a woman can? I think not.

[gandere]

[ Throwing what remains of that chocolate AT HIS FACE. ]

Shut up, Archer! There are children who live here!

[ He's speaking to the most immature of them all after all. ]

[swordedpast]

[ Quickly catching the chocolate!

And tossing it back at her mouth while it's open to yell at him. ]

[gandere]

[ CHOKING TO DEATH NOW THANKS ASSHOLE. ]

[swordedpast]

[ THAT WASN'T THE INTENTION. ]

Rin!

[ He hurries behind her to try to perform the Heimlich maneuver. He won't let his Master (or whatever else she may be) choke! ]

[gandere]

[ This is the most romantic Valentine's Day ever. ]

Ugh... your hands are really close to my breasts, Archer. I'm going to kill you if you accidentally touch them.

[ So she's at least alive and able to talk now. ]

[swordedpast]

You can't revoke my breast-touching privileges without warning like that, Rin.

[gandere]

That was the warning. [ DUH? ]

[swordedpast]

[ Looking down at his hands on Rin's stomach.

He's really tempted now. ]

[gandere]

Don't do it, Archer.

[ ]

[swordedpast]

[ DOES THE THING ]

[gandere]

[ Jabbing her elbow towards his abs because that's really going to work. ]

Archer, what did I just tell you-!!

[swordedpast]

[ Quickly letting go of her breasts. ]

You told me not to do it. Master.

[gandere]

So why did you do it?

[ Has the command seal finally worn off or is Archer just incapable of doing anything she asks him? ]

[swordedpast]

Because I'm a disobedient Servant. You hadn't figured that out by now?





Also, I like touching them.