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[gandere]

[ Been a while since Rin herself has made a call, but in all honesty why would she when she can just ask (read: bully) others into speaking for her. That way she doesn't have to deal with a bunch of no-names hassling her for the answers of every little question, but today? Today should be a day for the people of Haven to celebrate and if not, well she tried and therefore no one could say she didn't. ]

Hey, so you remember Jennifer's call about the date nearly a week ago? She said it was February 8th then so you know that today is February 14th, which you know is a holiday in some countries in the world a lot of us are somewhat familiar with. How it's celebrated really isn't all that important, but it's a holiday designated for love--[ The word is spoken in the only form a tsundere can say it in. ]--so I was honestly expecting this thing here to buzz with a billion love confessions.

[ But enough about her poor love life. ]

As a sign of gratitude for reminding you of the holiday, I'd like to hear your opinions on Miss Beth Yao. A number of you have met her and have been told things about her, haven't you? Consider me curious as to your opinions on her. [ A rare, once in a lifetime opportunity for Rin to give a damn about someone's opinion. Grasp it while you can. ] Surely you have to have something in mind after all we've gone through, right? Well, let's hear it. I don't really have all day to sit around waiting on this stupid phone to entertain me, so be prompt with your replies.

[ For those who do know her, a new scar can be seen creeping out from her turtleneck sweater along her neck. She's done her best to cover it up by wearing this outfit of choice, but maybe she underestimates the phone's camera or just doesn't seem to care about it. ]

Comments

[swordedpast]

[ Quickly letting go of her breasts. ]

You told me not to do it. Master.

[gandere]

So why did you do it?

[ Has the command seal finally worn off or is Archer just incapable of doing anything she asks him? ]

[swordedpast]

Because I'm a disobedient Servant. You hadn't figured that out by now?





Also, I like touching them.

[gandere]

[ Archer just said an unbelievable thing just now. ]

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You like touching boobs? [ Suddenly Shirou. ]

[swordedpast]

Only yours.

[gandere]

It's because mine are the most perfect ones in all of the worlds you've been to, correct?

[swordedpast]

[ Pretending to think about this for a few moments... ]

[gandere]

[ Why is he hesitating?

Why is he hesitating?

WHY IS HE HESITATING? ]

Archer.

[swordedpast]

They are the most perfect by at least nine orders of magnitude.

[gandere]

I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment!

[swordedpast]

I guess it's up to you.

[gandere]

Archer, if I feel offended, that's a rotten thing to inflict upon your lover. I thought you should be made aware of this in case you ever wonder why I'm being difficult with you.

[swordedpast]

Some things about me can't be changed, Rin.

Being difficult to you sometimes...that's surely one of them.

[gandere]

Then you can't complain when I'm difficult right back at you. [ #LOGIC ]

[swordedpast]

Of course I can, but that won't stop you. Right?

[gandere]

Are you implying I'm a person who complains a lot of the time? I'll have you know I only bring up valid issues that you should be made aware of!

[swordedpast]

I'm not implying anything. I'm saying outright there's no way to stop you being difficult.

[gandere]

[ This face tho. ]

I'm not?

[swordedpast]

You're as difficult as I am. It's only natural, as we're meant for each other.

[gandere]

There's no possible way that's true, Archer. People who are difficult deserve people who are willing to wait on them hand and foot!

[swordedpast]

Did I say I wasn't?

I'll just be exasperating while I do it.

[gandere]

I prohibit you from doing so.

Yes, how do you like that, Archer? How do you enjoy the fact you'll have to serve me non-stop?

[swordedpast]

Hmm? I can't hear you over the sound of your old command seal not existing anymore. Yeah, it seems you'll have to waste another one if you want me to wait on you hand and foot without complaint. And you're far too wise now to do something like that, I'm certain.

[gandere]

Archer.

I'll use a Command Seal and it'll be stronger this time since I'm a more capable magus.

[swordedpast]

As I said.

Far too wise.