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[gandere]

[ Been a while since Rin herself has made a call, but in all honesty why would she when she can just ask (read: bully) others into speaking for her. That way she doesn't have to deal with a bunch of no-names hassling her for the answers of every little question, but today? Today should be a day for the people of Haven to celebrate and if not, well she tried and therefore no one could say she didn't. ]

Hey, so you remember Jennifer's call about the date nearly a week ago? She said it was February 8th then so you know that today is February 14th, which you know is a holiday in some countries in the world a lot of us are somewhat familiar with. How it's celebrated really isn't all that important, but it's a holiday designated for love--[ The word is spoken in the only form a tsundere can say it in. ]--so I was honestly expecting this thing here to buzz with a billion love confessions.

[ But enough about her poor love life. ]

As a sign of gratitude for reminding you of the holiday, I'd like to hear your opinions on Miss Beth Yao. A number of you have met her and have been told things about her, haven't you? Consider me curious as to your opinions on her. [ A rare, once in a lifetime opportunity for Rin to give a damn about someone's opinion. Grasp it while you can. ] Surely you have to have something in mind after all we've gone through, right? Well, let's hear it. I don't really have all day to sit around waiting on this stupid phone to entertain me, so be prompt with your replies.

[ For those who do know her, a new scar can be seen creeping out from her turtleneck sweater along her neck. She's done her best to cover it up by wearing this outfit of choice, but maybe she underestimates the phone's camera or just doesn't seem to care about it. ]

Comments

[persuadebyforce]

No, you're definitely showing the bare minimum here...

[gandere]

Really? I'm impressed that an overlord is able to judge that sort of thing from a single interaction alone.

[persuadebyforce]

Hmph... It doesn't take some long term CR for me to recognize disrespect!

*he has tons of experience with not getting it after all.*

[gandere]

[ Sounds like it. ] Are you spoken to often like this?

[persuadebyforce]

... annoyingly often enough. Which is a pain in the ass, considering I finally overcame this entire issue back in the Netherworld... Hell, that was basically the whole resolution at the end of the game.

Ah, well... aside from Etna, anyway.

[gandere]

The game... ah, are you one of those LARPers or something? I played in a game myself once, but only because it was a dare. I wouldn't bother with that kind of social activity normally...

[ Yes, she's now under the impression he's a roleplaying nerd. ]

[persuadebyforce]

. . .

You know, if you can't comprehend the fourth wall, you'd be better off just ignoring it when I make comments like that. You'll just wind up questioning your place in the world otherwise.

[gandere]

Oh, is that what I should be doing? Ignoring you after you made such a show about demanding respect from me.

[persuadebyforce]

--that's not the comment I meant and you know it!

[gandere]

You're the one telling me that I should ignore what you're telling me.

[persuadebyforce]

Tch... It's easier saying that than having to explain the series...

[gandere]

Geez, are you capable of saying anything that makes sense? [ Hmph. ]

Come on, what is this series you're talking about? Is it some kind of book?

[persuadebyforce]

My instincts tell me you don't seem the type who knows video games.

[gandere]

Video games are the kind of games you play on the television.

[ TAKE THAT. ] With the VHS player!

[persuadebyforce]

*WELL YOU STARTED STRONG...*

What are you, an old lady?

[gandere]

[ An attempt was made. ] That's rude!

I don't look like an elderly lady, do I?

[ Trying to see her reflection in the phone's screen for any sign of wrinkles. ]

[persuadebyforce]

*that looks super weird on his end.*

... you're seriously worried about that?

[gandere]

Of course I'm worried about my looks!

[ After all the effort she went into by covering the scar on her neck poorly and everything. ]

[persuadebyforce]

Hmph... That's one thing I'll never understand... Especially in this setting we have to deal with.

[gandere]

It's especially important in this setting! [ BOYS....... ]

[persuadebyforce]

It's not like anyone here is going to care if you look like a mess. It'd suit the atmosphere.

[gandere]

I don't care what anyone else thinks. [ Hmph. ]

I care about looking the best I can despite the circumstances. The moment people start to neglect their personal hygiene is the moment we're no better than wild boars!

[persuadebyforce]

You mean that's when everyone turns to cannibalism since they'll all taste better?

*ha ha ha ha.*

[gandere]

That's not funny.

[ Someday Rin will discover she was fed another resident of Haven at some point in her past. ]

In fact that's gross. Really gross.

[persuadebyforce]

Hmph. I thought it was a clever yet completely plausible follow up.

*He'd probably tell whoever it was they were delicious if it ever happens to him.*