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[gandere]

[ Been a while since Rin herself has made a call, but in all honesty why would she when she can just ask (read: bully) others into speaking for her. That way she doesn't have to deal with a bunch of no-names hassling her for the answers of every little question, but today? Today should be a day for the people of Haven to celebrate and if not, well she tried and therefore no one could say she didn't. ]

Hey, so you remember Jennifer's call about the date nearly a week ago? She said it was February 8th then so you know that today is February 14th, which you know is a holiday in some countries in the world a lot of us are somewhat familiar with. How it's celebrated really isn't all that important, but it's a holiday designated for love--[ The word is spoken in the only form a tsundere can say it in. ]--so I was honestly expecting this thing here to buzz with a billion love confessions.

[ But enough about her poor love life. ]

As a sign of gratitude for reminding you of the holiday, I'd like to hear your opinions on Miss Beth Yao. A number of you have met her and have been told things about her, haven't you? Consider me curious as to your opinions on her. [ A rare, once in a lifetime opportunity for Rin to give a damn about someone's opinion. Grasp it while you can. ] Surely you have to have something in mind after all we've gone through, right? Well, let's hear it. I don't really have all day to sit around waiting on this stupid phone to entertain me, so be prompt with your replies.

[ For those who do know her, a new scar can be seen creeping out from her turtleneck sweater along her neck. She's done her best to cover it up by wearing this outfit of choice, but maybe she underestimates the phone's camera or just doesn't seem to care about it. ]

Comments

[gandere]

I don't care what anyone else thinks. [ Hmph. ]

I care about looking the best I can despite the circumstances. The moment people start to neglect their personal hygiene is the moment we're no better than wild boars!

[persuadebyforce]

You mean that's when everyone turns to cannibalism since they'll all taste better?

*ha ha ha ha.*

[gandere]

That's not funny.

[ Someday Rin will discover she was fed another resident of Haven at some point in her past. ]

In fact that's gross. Really gross.

[persuadebyforce]

Hmph. I thought it was a clever yet completely plausible follow up.

*He'd probably tell whoever it was they were delicious if it ever happens to him.*

[gandere]

No, it's gross. Have you ever tasted human flesh before or are you just messing with me to be messing with me?

[ He did say he was an overlord of the Netherworld. Do demons eat flesh in his world? ]

[persuadebyforce]

Personally? No... I'd rather eat something fancy like dragon or cockatrice meat. There are some out there who go for that though... Most demons are more about the blood or the soul if they have an appetite for humans.

Although they do tend to give it good reviews for taste.

[gandere]

[ Gagging. ] Did you really just say you'd rather eat cock?

[ She didn't think he was that kind of boy! ]

[persuadebyforce]

*W O W*

--how is that what you take away from it?! I don't care if you're from the kind of genre those words flow freely during certain scenes, don't drag me down into your level of perversion!

[gandere]

[ But he's the one who said it. ]

Don't call me a deviant because of the things that are coming out of your mouth! Where are your manners?

[persuadebyforce]

*he didn't say it alone okay!!1*

You're the one who cut down a monsters name to something more vulgar, don't try and blame your perverted mind on me!

[gandere]

Why didn't you just call it a rooster instead? [ HMMMM??? ]

[persuadebyforce]

Because it isn't one! Calling one of those would be flat out mislabeling! You wouldn't call manticore a lion just because it has a mane!

[gandere]

Wait--are you seriously saying that you have had a cockatrice before? Those don't really exist and neither do manticores!

[persuadebyforce]

What? Of course they exist. They're all over the Netherworld... Even if they're rarer in some places more than others.

[gandere]

You didn't bring any of them with you here, did you? [ Quite the accusation. ]

[persuadebyforce]

What, you mean in that dungeon of a tunnel? I've seen a manticore or two down there, yeah. Along with a bunch of other assorted monster type demons.

[gandere]

You're being serious. [ Unbelievable. ]

[persuadebyforce]

Hmph. Don't tell me you can't believe that given everything else that's down there.

[gandere]

I try to not look too closely at the things that are attacking me. [ Beside, her Servant usually handles it for her. ] So I don't really have much time to study each creature up close.

[persuadebyforce]

Hmhm... I can't fault you on that one. But you can believe it, right?

[gandere]

If you say it's true, then there's a chance there might be one.

[ What a skeptic. ] I could send someone to go capture me one and make it a pet.

[persuadebyforce]

... well, if you've always wanted to die by having a 'pet' kill you... I'm not about to stop you from adding a tally to your death count here.

[gandere]

I think I already know what that's like in another world. [ A shot at an ally who isn't here. ] Being killed by someone dear to me, ahh, what a pain.

Beside that, I've only died once. How many times have you gotten yourself killed?